
MICHAEL COX
"Fortune favors the bold." Michael Cox is a reformed bully. He doesn't understand social norms and is constantly apologizing. He shits...

LUIGI DIGANGI
"I'm not one of you." Luigi DiGangi is a shining star with fleshy, powerful nips that "like to be sucked." He has a red belt in avoiding...


BEN YANNETTE
"Is it Monday or Friday?" Ben Yannette is surprisingly well-adjusted, given that he grew up in a cult. He is proficient at zoning out but...