MICHAEL COX

"Fortune favors the bold."

Michael Cox is a reformed bully. He doesn't understand social norms and is constantly apologizing. He shits faster than a speeding bullet; he goes number 2 in under 2. He's a quick shit. He's a quick eat but an even quicker shit. He had a brief stint as Art Garfunkel's manny. Michael is an excellent driver--he survived 2 major wrecks he caused. He is passionate i.e. a hot head (you'll know because he'll get splotchy). He loves animals and they love him even more. Michael will be in this group forever or until his girlfriend asks him to be somewhere else. He is rich but not for long. UPDATE: He is no longer rich.

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